please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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