I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
