Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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