belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
The air was thick with penises
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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