the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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