Non-Jews are for practice
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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