her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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