love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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