Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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