was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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