Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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