I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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