Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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