i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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