Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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