I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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