we have officially lost it.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I have fence marks all over my body
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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