He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
Randomize
