I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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