you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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