Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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