i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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