I showed him my bush... on skype.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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