Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
