I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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