Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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