Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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