Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
