theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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