She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Vodka?
Forever.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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