Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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