Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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