she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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