Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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