its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
