i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
