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Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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