We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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