How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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