He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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