oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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