So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
