so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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