just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Drake has all the answers
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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