i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
They have beer where we have blood.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
