I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You can't special order awesome
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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