"it" just moved
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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