dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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