So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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