just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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