i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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