try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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