Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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