Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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