trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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